Cheat Sheet

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Do you want to know all the shit I’ve figured out about earning the best and most free travel? Yes, you do, and it’s all summarized in this post. And it will all be explained in excruciating detail in posts to come! Thank me later.

Here’s the somewhat short answer. Or, if you’re just insufferably impatient, you can instead read the very short answer.

Unless you’re dedicated to one airline and one airline only, you want a credit card that earns you reward points, rather than a credit card that earns you frequent flyer miles. You earn your dumb miles slowly, and you can use yours alone, on a single airline, and that’s it. But you can use your points on several different airlines, or as cash, and easily combine them with your family members. Also, you can earn at better than 1 point per dollar spent, and redeem at under 100 points per cash price dollar, so compared to a frequent flyer card, you just earn more, and what you get is worth more. Get it? Points > miles. The best points are Chase Ultimate Rewards points, though if you never fly United, they’re not quite as great.

Do you sometimes fly United? Yay for you. Get a Chase Sapphire Reserve card, andChase Freedom Unlimited card. Don’t get one. Get both. Listen to me. I am right. Either apply for both at once, or wait at least a month between applications. You need both cards because the Freedom Unlimited earns 50% more for general purchases, while the Sapphire Reserve lets you transfer those earnings to United, Southwest, five international airlines, and four hotel programs, as well as buy discounted travel on any airline — and it comes with a colossal 100,000 point signup bonus. When you use the Freedom Unlimited, you’ll earn 1.5 Chase Ultimate Rewards points per dollar spent. If you want to double that when you can (or just want to use your fancy metal card), put restaurant, travel, lodging, and transportation charges (including taxi, Uber, MTA, AirBnB, parking, etc), on the Sapphire Reserve; you’ll earn 3 points per dollar spent. Though the Sapphire Reserve seems to cost $450/year, it’s really $150/year, because you get automatically get credited $300 each year for plane tickets, taxis, etc. The Freedom Unlimited has no fee. (more details)

If you don’t ever fly United, and sometimes fly American or Delta, but want maximum transfer flexibility for 30+ other airlines, you could get the American Express Starwood Preferred Guest card and put all your spending on that. You get 5,000 bonus points when you transfer 20,000, so try to transfer to airlines in that increment. Bummers are that SPG points-to-miles transfers usually take a few days, and the points earn slowly, at one point per dollar spent. Also, what SPG points get you may change now that Starwood and Marriott have merged, but probably not until 2018 at the earliest. (more details)

If you’re a Delta loyalist or are primarily an international flyer, you might want the American Express Everyday Preferred card. If you make at least 30 charges per month, you’ll earn at least 1.5 Amex Membership Rewards points per dollar spent. That’s much faster than you can earn on the SPG card, and you can transfer points-to-miles instantly, though to not nearly as many airlines, and with a dickish fee for U.S. carriers. If you also want 3 points per dollar spent for airline purchases and 2 for restaurants, mix in the American Express Premier Rewards Gold (but not regular Gold) card. Nota bene: the chichi American Express Platinum and Centurion/Black cards are actually shitty for earning points; and if you like the Platinum’s perks, the Citi Prestige is comparable or better, for potentially much less money, if you use its 4th-night-in-any-hotel-free perk. (more details)

If you just want something that’s easy and not tied to any one airline, if less rewarding, consider a Barclaycard Arrival Plus card, a Capital One Venture Rewards card, or a Citi Double Cash card. These basically all just give you 2% cash back on your spending, which is pretty good for moderately priced tickets, but won’t get you kick ass deals if a ticket is expensive. The more it costs, the more points you have to use. I’m not that excited about them, but they’re simple and flexible, like this girl I once knew. Thank you, I’ll be here all week. (more details)

For many of the perks of elite airline status without having to actually fly enough to earn it, add a Chase United MileagePlus Explorer card or (especially) MileagePlus Club card, or whatever the equivalent is for the dumb airline that you prefer. Because it earns miles rather than points, don’t use this card for purchases, except to maybe to buy tickets on United (which unlocks some of the status-equivalent perks like free bag check). Be sure to enjoy the gnashing of teeth of the various wannabe George Clooneys who resent your crass appropriation of their hard-flown privileges. (more details)

If you can’t transfer your points directly to the airline you want to fly, and you’ve got nothing better to do with your life, you might be able to figure out how to book the same flight indirectly, via airline partners. For example, if you wanted to use your Chase or Amex points to fly American, you could transfer the points to British Airways, once BA confirms they can do it. Or you can use Air France miles to fly Delta. My brother says this doesn’t work, but the internet says it does. Who are you going to believe?

Most of the above cards come with major signup bonuses if you spend some amount of money in the first three months. Don’t be an asshole and blow it. If you haven’t spent enough, buy an Amazon gift credit — it won’t expire, so you’ll eventually burn through it. If you want to earn a pile of United bonus miles on the same dime, for fucking free, buy the Amazon credit (and any other Amazon purchases) using the MileagePlus X app for your phone, rather than directly at Amazon. If Amazon credit doesn’t appeal, then check out Plastiq, which charges you 2% for MasterCard and 2.5% for Amex/Visa to use your credit card to write checks to businesses of any kind. Might be worth it if that signup bonus is large enough. (more details)

And always, always, always, always, always, always, always, always pay your dumb credit cards on time and in full. If you don’t, the interest and/or late fees nuke whatever benefit you got from your rewards, and the bastards win. If, like me, you’re shaky on this kind of thing, Set up each card to pay itself out of your bank account automatically, or once a week just log in and pay the cards off. Hint: get the apps for the cards. Makes it easy and painless.

That’s all you really need to know, but if you don’t savor every last word I write in the future, you may live the rest of your life vaguely haunted by wondering what you still don’t know. So come back later, or subscribe via email, and spare yourself the worry.

4 thoughts on “Cheat Sheet

  1. Jojo

    Hi Ivan, thank you for doing this!! I’ve been clueless all these years about my credit cards –if only I read this sooner! Can’t wake to take advantage. You are crazy and brilliant.

    1. Ivan X Post author

      Thanks for the comment! If padawan learners are getting benefit from it, then that’s why I wrote it. In fact you motivated me to update a couple of minor things. I’ll get some new posts up soon.


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